Scrubber!

There's nothing better than needing to take a dump while you're in the middle of scrubbing the toilet! #idiotboxradio

Sweat

Showering off the sweat of work to start the sweat of the evening lol #idiotboxradio #muggyweathersux

Chair Sniffer

This is so good I don't even need to read the story!

Treadmill

Farting whilst on a treadmill: not a great idea! What was I thinking, that I could walk away from it? #idiotboxradio

IOS 6 Apps Freezing

Hi I found this issue occurred when I told the App Store to update everything at once with IOS 6. To fix, turn off wifi, restart your iOS device and upon restart the device. It will then tell you it cannot complete your purchase. Simply go into the App Store again and update your apps one at a time. It should work then. Cheers, Tory Idiotboxradio

Rabbit Rabbit

Do wooden rabbits eat lattice? Just wondering! #oldmanjoke #idiotboxradio

Shoes

Being a guy and knowing how we piss, I'm somewhat saddened by the ultimate truth that EVERY pair of my shoes has stood in another mans urine

Voice Activation

Scary but true: I took such a loud dump the other day, the voice activated assistant on my iPhone asked if it could help me! Thanks Siri!

Whaddup Dog

Don't you hate when your farts stink so much that you blame it on the dogs, even though they're outside and you're alone in the house?

It's an adult comedy

Yeah you know it buddy!

idiotboxradio 440 - The Pick and Look

Hey it's Tory again. Yes this is show 440. Why the hell is it that even now as adults we are compelled to both pick our nose and look at what we mined for? It boggles the imagination. Oh and this show is filled with explicit content and is not for the kiddies. Thanks for your patience and please subscribe to the show in iTunes.
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Wake Up!

Looks like someone's got some reading to do tonight, huh good buddy?

eBay with a twist

A pictures meant to tell 1000 words but what are these jokers selling? Yes found on eBay

Apples

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but two apples invites a nuclear holocaust. You have been warned.

A Revelation(s)

That apple was delicious! Hey! Why have I all of a sudden become aware I'm naked? I should make up a book about this!

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Bam!

Boom boom bap! Boom bam! Think about it while you messin' up clown!

It's Lunch Time....

Just not for you.

Offense

When I'm being my most offensive I like to reinforce it by saying, "No Offense."

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Steerage Committee

Me: I'd love a tandem bike. Shaz: only if I'm on the back. Me: you don't want to steer? Shaz: I don't want to do anything!

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Gangsta!

I'm keeping it gangsta for Jesus.

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Magic Moments

Ah, the treasured tender moment when your dog stops whilst giving you "kisses" to lick his own arse.

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Reactionary

Just sidestepped some falling birdshit = mad skillz

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Barney!

@idiotboxradio: Welcome home Barney (our dog). Can you kindly stop farting?

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Friendly Content?

I'd love to do a show where I would bleep out every time I swore but the video clip would have uncensored porn just 2 mess with your head.

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Hungry for Baby?

Whether its a baby dryer or a baby BBQ its still not quite right!

Play of the Day

Telling your kids vending machines randomly dispense food so they don't choose what they want. #WUJ

Deceased estates

I'm surprised there isn't more porn at deceased estate sales. Just saying.

Oh Henry!

Everyone loves a piece of my chicken!

Hotline!

206-203-4143

Gambling

I've decided to help gamblers thru the day, I'll create an ATM that dispenses coins only with a siren going off and lights.

idiotboxradio 439 - The Warm Seat

Explicit Content: This is the first show in about six months so be gentle with me. I'm taking back the microphone so be warned that things could get messy. In this little ditty I talk about warm toilet seats and school you on some general science. Thanks for your patience and please subscribe to the show in iTunes.
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New show

Idiotboxradio 439 - The Warm Seat has been recorded finally and should be uploaded tomorrow 

After 6 Months...

G'day folks, Tory here. After no new shows for 6 months (last show was last October), I thought we'd kick the ball off with fresh content filled with the perverse social satire that you've come to know and love. I'm in the process of setting up a new hotline, and a fresh slew of verbal fire. You'll be able to find shows here and also on the iTunes comedy store where we've reigned in the top 100 for the last four years. The show is explicit and most certainly not for children under the age of 18. Keep checking back as much as possible, in fact just set your browser to auto refresh. Come and have a giggle with the crew at idiotboxradio!