eBay with a twist

A pictures meant to tell 1000 words but what are these jokers selling? Yes found on eBay

Apples

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but two apples invites a nuclear holocaust. You have been warned.

A Revelation(s)

That apple was delicious! Hey! Why have I all of a sudden become aware I'm naked? I should make up a book about this!

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Bam!

Boom boom bap! Boom bam! Think about it while you messin' up clown!

It's Lunch Time....

Just not for you.

Offense

When I'm being my most offensive I like to reinforce it by saying, "No Offense."

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Steerage Committee

Me: I'd love a tandem bike. Shaz: only if I'm on the back. Me: you don't want to steer? Shaz: I don't want to do anything!

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Gangsta!

I'm keeping it gangsta for Jesus.

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Magic Moments

Ah, the treasured tender moment when your dog stops whilst giving you "kisses" to lick his own arse.

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Reactionary

Just sidestepped some falling birdshit = mad skillz

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Barney!

@idiotboxradio: Welcome home Barney (our dog). Can you kindly stop farting?

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Friendly Content?

I'd love to do a show where I would bleep out every time I swore but the video clip would have uncensored porn just 2 mess with your head.

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Hungry for Baby?

Whether its a baby dryer or a baby BBQ its still not quite right!

Play of the Day

Telling your kids vending machines randomly dispense food so they don't choose what they want. #WUJ