Shoes

Being a guy and knowing how we piss, I'm somewhat saddened by the ultimate truth that EVERY pair of my shoes has stood in another mans urine

Voice Activation

Scary but true: I took such a loud dump the other day, the voice activated assistant on my iPhone asked if it could help me! Thanks Siri!

Whaddup Dog

Don't you hate when your farts stink so much that you blame it on the dogs, even though they're outside and you're alone in the house?

It's an adult comedy

Yeah you know it buddy!